that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sorry about my life...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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