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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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