y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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