I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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