We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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I would fuck him just for his dog
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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