You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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