I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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