New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
false alarm, still single
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