they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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