Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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