Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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