Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
A bitchslap is in order.
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