Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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