Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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