ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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