i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
