im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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