Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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