Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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