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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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(407): Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume? http://tfl.nu/7evx

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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.

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(985): I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies. http://tfl.nu/mtcu

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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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(916): I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting http://tfl.nu/umsk

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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(410): i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break. http://tfl.nu/ccu2

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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.

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(+61): When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back. http://tfl.nu/58ah

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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...

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(250): Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety... http://tfl.nu/2t4m

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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".

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(724): He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming". http://tfl.nu/90md

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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash

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(857): They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash http://tfl.nu/jeu8

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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

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(516): If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar. http://tfl.nu/qpqr

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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.

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(319): Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow. http://tfl.nu/xfpi

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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.

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(813): Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom. http://tfl.nu/y5hs

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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.

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(360): He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way. http://tfl.nu/k068

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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(565): He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever! http://tfl.nu/cg62

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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.

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(805): Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/zu2d

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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...

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(270): What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me... http://tfl.nu/bzfn

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