Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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