There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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