I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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