But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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