Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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