I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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