Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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