And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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