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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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