so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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