We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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