My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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