He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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