okay pat passed out under dana's car
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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