But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
