Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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