At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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