And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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