I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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