Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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