is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
