Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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