But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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