I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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