Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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