This girl is more easily done than said...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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