Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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