The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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