I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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