I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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