1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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