They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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