i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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