We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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