i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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