This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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