I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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