she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i out mim tonsoeep
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