I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm passing your future prison.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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